This one’s for Grog.

legos:

gowriey:

Alter LEgo

MUAHAHAHAH!!!!! GPOYW

thedailywhat:

Adam Richardson: “Invaded Space”

Space Invader aliens superimposed on photos taken by war correspondents situated in Afghanistan.

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bonerparty:

the thing about being a *cough* “hipster” is that with all the dressing up, exclusivity, and nostalgia for an unremembered past that you were never a part of, it means you’re always just one step away from being one of those costume roleplaying retards.

The college hippies in the late 80s were just a “cooler” version of people who re-enacted Civil War battles, or people who enjoyed Ren Faires. Ditto the same for 90s-era swing dancers and Swingers-inspired folk; they were just a “hipper” version of Klingon-attired sci-fi convention-goers.

venndiagrams:

Jesus, Karaoke, And Serial Killers: The Funniest Venn Diagrams The Web Has To Offer

So a drunk, a hipster, and Indy all mash up as my grandfather? I mean, that explains the whip and the hip flask, but…

hatethefuture:

Forthcoming Music Genres To Avoid

• Disc-Go
• Shtetl Metal
• Whip-Hop
• Creamo
• Reggaespawn
• Nu Post-Core
• Grillwave
• Blow-Fi
• Chubblegum Pop
• Fadtronica
• Synth-Dad

I fear that synth-dad is the natural progression from yacht rock.

merlin:

The Minutemen - The Tour - (Live - March 1, 1985)

SST Records
Live at The Stone in San Francisco

1. “Corona”
2. “Beacon Sighted Through Fog”
3. “The Only Minority”
4. “Badges”
5. “The Cheerleaders”
6. “Lost” (Meat Puppets cover)

Awesome.

jhnbrssndn:

Dig?

thedailywhat:

Daniel Lecky: “We Found Waldo”

BRB, shedding childhood innocence.

[more.]

Semi-fearless prediction: By 2020, there will be official ties between French Champagne houses and English wineries, and English sparkling wine will be on par with all but the highest-end Champagne houses. Southeastern England has the same chalky soil that is found in the Champagne region of France, after all.

On a similar tangent, Germany’s Spätburgunder (which we call Pinot Noir) will become the next hip red wine (long before 2020) as it seriously challenges all current Pinot Noir-growing regions of the world—except for Burgundy.

What do the rising profiles of both German reds and British “champagne” have in common? Climate change.

It’s not a “Grammar Nerd Corrective Label Pack” so much as it is a collective spellcheck for real life.

thedailywhat:

Buy This: “Grammar Nerd Corrective Label Pack” by Dylan Meconis (of Bite Me!/Family Man fame).

Yes. It does matter.

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hotwheels:

DSs

jhnbrssndn:

waxandmilk:

Rule #5, from Jim Jarmusch’s Golden Rules of Filmmaking
by Mark Malazarte

Post-modernism simplified in a visual quotation. Plus it features two of my favorite directors. That and this quote also eloquently sums up Tumblr and/or most blogs in a nutshell. Everyone seems to want prints of this but due to procrastination and a few other things, I haven’t gotten around to it yet. It’ll happen though, pinky swear.

(via hatethefuture)

Wait, what’s a Palincan? A pelican that can see Russia from its nest?